updated 09/10/2009 AT 12:00 PM ET
•originally published 09/10/2009 AT 12:40 PM ET
Ignore the rampant rumors that John Mayer has had a secret on-again, off-again affair with Kristin Cavallari for the last two years – they’re all false, the musician said in a series of Twitter posts Wednesday.
“I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together,” Mayer, no stranger to romance rumors, wrote.
Then, just in case readers didn’t get what he was saying, he added: “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli” and “I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”
For her part, the new star of The Hills has long said she’s single and not looking for a boyfriend.
– Michael Y. Park